(First posted on 21 Sep 2012)
It has come to the attention of the Universal Chairbeing of the inter-galactic Unga Sukari na Dithoro Petrol Party (USDPP) that the government of the great Republic of Kenya has formed a task force to investigate the stealing and slaughtering of donkeys (hereinafter referred to as ‘Fundas’).
This move goes to confirm the governments commitment to the Funda-ransport industry – a backbone of our global and universal economy. The benefits of fundas cannot be underscored.
We commend the govt for this timely action – only months after Githendu lost his only livelihood to funda-bandits and had to organise a fundraising to buy another funda – and urge them to consult widely with experts in funda husbandry and funda anti-theft and anti-slaughter.
Signed.
The Universal Chairbeing, U.S.D.P.P.
and
Chairman,
Funda Owners and Friends of Funda Owners Association, (FOFFOA)