(First posted on 18 Oct 2013)
Ladies and gentlemen, after sharing our manifesto, and sending numerous envoys to meet him and explain to him our agenda, he, today morning, became a part of us.
Folks, on behalf of all the great and enlightened members – aliens and humans alike – of the Inter-Galactic Unga Sukari na Dithoro Petrol Party (USDPP), I welcome the newest member of our party Uncle Ben Oti.
Uncle Ben, welcome to the home of Democratic ideals as taught, and imagined, by our forefathers. USDPP is the party for everyone who believes in freedom for every human, and alien alike.
You will find a special home in USDPP and your talents will be particularly useful in the Milky Way Development Forum.
And, as they say in Planet three wherefrom you hail, “karibu”.
Yours,
The Universal Chairbeing,
Unga Sukari na Dithoro Petrol Party (USDPP)